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theicarustheory: I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigan
How is that going to work? (He doesn’t get it, does he?)
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
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the-cimmerians: from ‘i will eviscerate you’ to ‘thing? is that a thing I CAN HAS’ in .08 seconds More like “I will eviscerate you’ to ‘he’s not stepping on my art I love you’ <3 This movie is the BEST!
seriously. how is that not given more props? the mans art work is amazing.
rawhoneybliss:May your energy inspire others. May your energy lift people up. May your energy radiate positivity. May your energy have people believe in the goodness and sweetness of life. May your energy have people believe that kindness still exists.
FIRST THINGS FIRST The first thing (Well… one of the first things) you need to know about hypnosis is that it’s a completely natural state. People enter trances all the time without even realising that’s what’s happening. Any
um I dont usually design “tricksters”, (because I know little about them) but I had this idea-thing for Porrim for a while so I thought Id quickly scribble it down and yeah, her dress is basically a chocolate fountain???……&hellip
treepelta113: fangirltothefullest: senashenta: avannak: nefertsukia: lucilequiquempois: ukinea: i’m so sorry Bonus : excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS #dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now. Odin help us all. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
i just wanna style my hair like sailor moon a;osdjkaos why is that so much to ask for
how is it that ive accidentally dyed my hair neon pink now :L do not want!!!!!
emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible
how does that work you’re a bicycle
leauxgan: thesylverlining: mishasminions: wumbowing: jessicreep: kumoi-no-hikari: makomori: #submit this for best short at the oscars this is that one post that i’ll always reblog It’s back the teacher killin it HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS This
There’s the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, just like everything is normal. Oh, but she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliche?
penis-hilton: fidus: nickimlnaj: thequeenbey: Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj performing ***Flawless in Paris (FULL HD) ICONIC. I have chILLS if i were the person who recorded this i’d prob be dead rn, i couldn’t take all that eye contact and the
xsecretloveaffairx: @dumbworthlessfucktoys 😉 feel like this picture was meant for your blog. That moment when you think you recognize in this pic as a good friend… that’s how fantasies start.
how is that weird?
I need a boyfriend. But I need one that can love me how I need to be loved. And maybe one who, upon discovering my nsfw blog, gets excited about it instead of angry. And maybe even offers to take/be in the photographs…..
how the frick are all of you people on right now? it’s a friday night. don’t you have things to do?
necrophagist: merin: how come every single of those ~[insert character] aesthetic~ photosets always has a pic of bloody knuckles, a close up of an eye with really clumpy mascara, the back of a messy bun, and a quote that says something like “ ♡♡♡ i’m
wait wut
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
moonurl: ah, cosplay shops are finally selling garnet cosplays. maybe i won’t have to sew it myself— n-nevermind. …wh…how did they get the marks on the heels SO WRONG that they’re on the front of the leg. How did that happen.
gayantigone: mark zuckerberg is inherently incapable of winning the us presidency because his name already contains a syllable that is heart-stoppingly similar to the word “cuck.” if the dems actually run him then somebody with an undercut and a frog
how is that allowed!? HOW IS THAT LEGAL!?!?!
how is that fair?!
HOW IS THAT LEGAL
BETA NOIZ IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE I JUST. /VIBRATES IN PLACE.
meganebutterflyrei: thepilot-and-thepenguin: Aw Haru is so beauti- wait is that it’s…coral blue #2 semi gloss nail polish
baltiamore: Baltimore Police Beat Woman for Videotaping them Beating Man in Custody The police commissioner himself said it’s legal to film the police how did he not get that memo?
missbuttercupifurnasty: chescaleigh: micdotcom: Even weatherman Al Roker, one of the most famous black people in the country, isn’t immune to the effects of racism. Roker is not saying silent though and got the NYC taxi commission to issue a statement
rowantheexplorer: systlin: demigodgooglesearches: what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now “Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire” Hephaestus can chill too TBH.
skinoutqueen: fuckcornflakes: buttcheekpalmkang: laurdlannister-kingslayer: IS THAT LENA DUNHAM LMAOOOOOO LOOK AT THE KID’S FACE She looks like a bully in a 90s coming of age movie. So what y’all are telling me is that this isn’t Toby McGuire…
marwolf1992: blackmalefreaks: tylerthebadwolf: What c’mon dude. NO way is that real! HOw! How are you doing that?? ♀BLACK-MALE-FREAKS ♂ #TeamFreaks #whitemalefreaks Wednesday! damn
How is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit
ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
bumbarbie: littlepandabear: blackgirlsrpretty2: BLACK GIRL MAGIC!! Sophina DeJesus, UCLA That was cute as hell! YAS she killed that shit
That Don’t Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
bvddhist: number1slut: jvliemichelle: a flower 4 u I think I just died a little. how is that lil tiny bit of tail holdin u up buddy i’m amazed hippie + nature //
How is that possible? I have 2.1k views on snapchat but only 530 people that follow me? Stalkers…. by evanotty
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
I hope you are all well, it’s close to midnight and I feel chatty but everyone’s asleep but I’m watching twitch so least there’s that!
hindre: leonkuwatas: youreouttayourtree: ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them. that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption know your Disney, moron.
Zefron 101 How to act cool when a condom falls out of your pocket on the red carpet!
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,
hitsujiuzumaki: Jen is being punished. She destroyed my boa and feathers were everywhere. @jen-iii
kathaynesart: My SU Inspired Ugly Sweater is now available!! You can buy it HERE! If you love the Crystal Gems be sure to check out the sweaters and shirts! :)
izziava: misha-bawlins: remusyoulittleshit: fralle-chan: Okay so, the marauders map can see people even when they’re hidden underneath the cloak of invisibility, right? Yet Death can’t find people hidden under that cloak… HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
4rzu: sometimes i get really sad because somebody that i want to be friends with is following me and im following them and thats like perfect if you want to be friends but how do you talk to them how do you talk to somebody that you want to be friends
wizardlyvassal replied to your post: ””“tsundere”“” weiss is so ooc and bor…How is that any different from the countless AUs with sniveling Weiss’ that need to be “rescued” by Blake?where did i say that it was lol
i love how for azura’s combat model they cut that one strand of hair that flows in the middle of her face like, same
HOW COULD DO THIS BRYKE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
How is it even fair for the victim to get a std// be pregnant all because she(or)he got rapped. Taken advantage of. Drugged. HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR.
How can anyone not understand that unsolicited comments like, “I want to make you cum,” or anything sexually inappropriate directed towards someone who has given absolutely no consent to conversation like that, are disrespectful? How is that
lmao someone messaged me with my first name trying to scare me telling me ‘literally everyone knows about my porn blog’ and going on about how weird it is that I lie about my name/calling me an ignorant bitch A) I don’t lie about my name, I just
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